Sorry, to any blondes out there...
I just love blonde jokes - especially being a very natural brunette :) When I was a teenager I used to hear all the time, "Blondes have more fun", "Blondes are hotter"... and so now I get my revenge by spreading blonde jokes...hehehehehe So, Brunettes - enjoy!
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Ohhhh, come on, you know it's funny...
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Ohhhh, come on, you know it's funny...
posted by Christy @ 9/01/2006 08:02:00 AM
8 Comments:
At Fri Sep 01, 01:02:00 PM,
Tracing in the Valley said…
hehehehehehe
At Fri Sep 01, 01:04:00 PM,
Erin said…
I'm not going to lie...I read it and didn't get it. So I re-read it, and still didn't get. Thankfully on my third try I got it. I think my highlights are getting to me...
At Fri Sep 01, 10:41:00 PM,
Susan said…
As I laugh at your insensitivity toward blonds, I remember someone who thought we could carry a cordless phone to Florida for we wouldn't miss any calls. For those of you reading this, I am NOT talking about a cell phone, I am talking about a cordless land line! On another occasion, I am thinking of this same person who thought they heard a peddle sewing machine (you now, the antique kind) sewing in the back seat of our car as we were transporting it home! I won't call the name of this person....but she does blog, and she does live in NC, and she is kin to me......
At Fri Sep 01, 11:30:00 PM,
Christy said…
Yeah, well, in this poor soul's defense...what was she, like, 10? And did you ever consider that she was brilliantly ahead of her time thinking about cell phones, blackberries and other messaging devices? I didn't think so. 10 years old and dreaming of the technology of the new millenium, brilliant. As for the sewing machine...that was just stupid.
At Sat Sep 02, 05:30:00 AM,
Murray's Corner said…
not gonna lie....don't get it and re-reading it isn't sparkin any light bulbs. i've never been one to get jokes anyways. i'm stupid.
At Sun Sep 03, 04:35:00 AM,
Murray's Corner said…
ah ha....oil. gotcha.
At Sun Sep 03, 04:36:00 AM,
Murray's Corner said…
in my defense....i've never checked oil b4. that's what husbands are for! :)
At Mon Sep 04, 10:29:00 AM,
Kelly said…
I am blonde (well, bald at the moment) and I did get it. Do I get any points for that? Plus I thought it was funny too.
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