WHERE IS EVERYONE?

Does anyone even know how sad this is? Who do I have to blame for this? It's a Saturday night, my svelte husband is upstairs, all alone, and I am so tired I can hardly hold my eyes open, but still I sit on my bum at this computer constantly hitting "refresh" hoping someone will have posted a new blog, or a new comment. Is there a bloggers anonymous group I could attend instead? Scott is IMing me from UPSTAIRS! to talk to me. What kind of technology age are we living in? Who is responsible for introducing me to blogging???? And why can't I turn the thing off? I just keep typing. Someone help me - I can't turn my eyes away.......................